Edward Graham Macfarlane
Banning Meaningless Asterisks
John Edmonds used an epithet in his TUC address,
Which 'enraged' in a theatrical (bogus) way,
The writers in our local press.
But as a globalist and democrat,
It did not upset me,
Because I have always thought it 'prissy,
To pretend that 'bastard' is unprintable,
Like "fuck" or "shit" or ''pee".
The principle that I work on
Is that, if the word can be,
Printed full, as in a dictionary
Then the publicist should not insist,
On the typist using asterisks.
To hide 'Nasty', 'Vulgar', Epithets
From virgin nun-like folk like me
For asterisks are meaningless,
And therefore do not qualify,
For inclusion in the typescript,
Set before any Cosmic eye.
I believe with Ecclesiastes,
That there is a time and place to use
A 'holy' word or 'swear' word And there is a time to choose,
The word we need without "prissiness" As DAILY DOPERS tend to do.
But we may get them educated, To use Cosmic ideology too.
Some people choose the 'cross' crowd,
Or the 'hammer and sickle' crew,
Some choose the selfish "Stars and Stripes",
Some choose to play the 'JEW'
But all these old cults are useless,
To unite the multifarious human race,
Who may be ready for conversion.
To put the Cosmic Creed in place.
ALL part-world cults are DIVISIVE,
And millions have not got a clue,
On how to create a 'ONE WORLD SOCIETY',
As I urge all to now begin to do.
So "Get the greedy bastards!"
As was implied by the leading man,
Impose a "MAXIMUM INCOME"
on the £100,000 a year plan.
Edward Graham Macfarlane
108 Forthill Road
Broughty Ferry
Dundee
Scotland
DD5 3DR
tel & fax: +44 (0)1382 730971
Email:
globdem@sol.co.uk
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