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Welcome to the homepages of Team Highlander, the UK's premiere Magic the Gathering Team. The Team Highlander pages contain all you need to know about how to become a truly great Magic the Gathering player. If heavyweight Magic Players like George Baxter and Ollie Schneider are prone to kick sand in your face at tournies then do not despair, we can advise you on how to avoid scrubdom and become just like your idols (only with more style and dress sense...) First you need to be introduced to the usual suspects, the warriors of the Team Highlander, those kilted heroes whom I know so many of you adore. And then you must be instructed in the ways of that mighty ancient artifact that haunts the dreams of Clark Swan, the sacred and oh so terrible SPOOOOOON. Only by practice and instruction from Mighty Zen Master Campbell and the mysterious "Benthic" Proctor will you be able to master the mighty combo and become at one with the mystic study of Julesianism. Beware the writings of those such as Turbo Mason and Onedeck Blake for they are but false prophets who have not conquered since Legends ruled the lands. The route to a higher plane of Magic is through avoidance of the woodenware of spoooon. And lastly beware the sheep for he will forsake thee and copy thy deck. If all this sounds intriguing and you wish to learn more of our wholesome arts of deck construction and how to avoid driving to a tourney and thus be able to get mightily drunk, then look no further, for the Highlanders are at hand to guide you through the dark maze of brown ouphes and mvonwuli ooze. Fear not for the time of deliverance is at hand........Come on in and........ Meet the gang cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain YOU.... |
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