| Name | Clark "GREET" Swan | ||
| Spoon Wins | 4 | ||
| DCI Details | Click Here | ||
| Approx date started Magic | Fallen Empires (1994) | ||
| Favourite Card | Lightning Bolt, Wheel of Fortune, Strip Mine, Black Vise | ||
| Favourite Set/Expansion | Alliances | ||
| Favourite all time deck | Type 1 Land Destruction Vise Beck | ||
| Best tourney moment ever | Play Titanias Song. Attack with 3 Icys and 3 Serrated | ||
| Worst tourney moment ever | The last Edinburgh Tourney | ||
| Favourite opponent to meet in a tourney | Gordon Love & ????? Young | ||
| Least favourite opponent to meet in a tourney | Gary Campbell (Cheesy Bastard) | ||
| If I didn't play Magic I'd like to be a | Porn Film Star |
What the other Team Highlander's think of Clark:
Mark said -- My all time favourite Clark moment was when I finished the semi-final of the Black Lotus Mox-A-Month having just lost to Tony Dobson, within 0.5 of a nanosecond I heard "Right, get your bag, we're going!"
Gary said -- Clark -- GREEEEEET. Need I say more. At the U.K. champs(2) I was in the last 16 and got beat from Ollie. Quite disappointed I sat back. Then I heard a voice from behind say "Unlucky. Get your bag", "They'll post your prize".
Craig said -- Clark: Greeeet. Takes multiplayer whining to a new level if you even look at him like you're going to attack.
Joules said -- Clark "GREEEEET" Swan the man who off loaded the SPOON on me under dubious circumstances in Edinburgh, the only guy I know who could have GREETED so much that we were allowed to play in the Tempest Pre Release after arriving late, and then go on to win it. No leaving straight after the tourney that day eh Clark?????
Dougie said -- Clark; Greets about everything and anything, If he's not winning then magic is crap and if he is winning then everyone else's playing is crap.
Clark's Words of Wisdom:
Craig -- The man who goes to tourneys and comes back with a record collection.
Wootie -- You've heard of the Tempest card Dauthi Mindripper. Well Wootie is the Dauthi Deck Rip-Offer, the only U.K. player with Shadow.
Dougie -- Dougie bad back. As he always holds up touneys
Campbell -- Sponsored by Dairy Lee, Campbell is the King of Gorgonzola